A while? Stalker! [Said with such agasp. He's certainly being in character, though it's not that far from his usual self so it's not that terrible. Acting other than himself would be rather annoying after even a small sum of time. Why bother with being anyone else, he's perfect.]
Of course not.
[You mean always. Here and now and all the time. Anything to get one over on Illumi even when he's supposed to be 'helping'? It was just fun to see a few lumps in the plan. Too smooth and it goes too quickly.]
[Hisoka leans, moving to set his hand on Illumi's thigh and slide it around to it's inner side, up and closer to his crotch before squeezing there. Can he even feel anything? Is there even a hint of it in that dead eye expression of his? Why does he bother so much with a broken toy that's only fun when he really rattles it?]
I just want you to be happy, huuuh~? How can I make you feel good?
[Say bed with me or something, that was hilarious and awful and he assumes Illumi's going to say something just as terribly acted.]
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Of course not.
[You mean always. Here and now and all the time. Anything to get one over on Illumi even when he's supposed to be 'helping'? It was just fun to see a few lumps in the plan. Too smooth and it goes too quickly.]
[Hisoka leans, moving to set his hand on Illumi's thigh and slide it around to it's inner side, up and closer to his crotch before squeezing there. Can he even feel anything? Is there even a hint of it in that dead eye expression of his? Why does he bother so much with a broken toy that's only fun when he really rattles it?]
I just want you to be happy, huuuh~? How can I make you feel good?
[Say bed with me or something, that was hilarious and awful and he assumes Illumi's going to say something just as terribly acted.]